1. I can sleep with my eyes open
2. I have great eye to head co-ordination — even though I haven't been listening to a single word the lecturer has been yaking, I can still manage to nod when he/she looks my way.
3. I can manage to look extremely serious and attentive even while I'm replaying yesterday's episode of Simpsons in my head.
4. I can yawn with my mouth shut and eyes wide open, and no one will even know it.
5. I can plan and live my entire future—husband, kids and the works—just in those 2 hours of Karl Marx talk.
6. I start getting interested in the lecture or the concepts start to make sense exactly 5 minutes before the lecture is to wind up.
7. Suddenly the superhuman powers—invisibility, flying, etc—that I used to find extremely silly become extremely desirable.
8. Time stands still during a political science lecture.
9. Long awaited phone calls only come after you are 15 minutes into a 3 hour long lecture .. irony is a biatch !
10. My book has more meaningless drawings, caricatures and personal messages exchanged between classmates than actual study material.
*sigh* how I miss college.
What about knowing that you can get away with your sweet smile whenever you're caught???
ReplyDeleteWhat about knowing that you are capable of marking another person present when they actually aren't there in the class??? and vice versa...
Keegan made some good points there!! hahaha
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